10 Things to AVOID before having sex
Published on 02 Aug 2014 - Updated on 13 Sep 2022
While it looks like a fairly simple process, C’mon how complicated can it be if your grandfather could do it without a manual; Sexual Intercourse has often befuddled the greatest of minds. Befuddled, yes, I had to use a big word randomly to convince you of the credibility of this article.
So, sex. While you may find a bra-zillion (Get it?) articles on the internet about making your sex life only next best to Adonis and Venus after a year-long dry spell, there are rarely any that prepare you for the crucial build up to getting laid. There may be a million ways to please a woman and keep her at it, but these ten things are surely to lead to an anti-climax. (Not to be confused with aunty-climax, whatever your age preference might be.