The A-Z of Condoms

Still confused about condoms and why they are awesome? Well we’ve got 26 reasons why condoms can be your best fuck buddies for life so let’s step into the A-Z of condoms. 

Absolutely Important

You know this, your grandma knows this, even your dog knows this. But condoms are super important if you and your Tuesday booty call wanna get jiggy. It helps you avoid unwanted pregnancies and STDs. Condoms also come pre lubricated, so it is basically like a friend you’ve never had. 

BARRIER

Condoms act as a barrier to your penis, not in a cock block kinda way but in a “It blocks your cock from ejaculating sperms” kinda way. And personally we think that’s much better than awkwardly calling the doctor or asking the pharmacist for an appointment or morning after pill. 

CONDOM

Condoms also enhance pleasure during sex. Your penis may have only one texture but a condom is extremely versatile with incredible amounts of texture and patterns. It’s a product you can never get bored with. Like ummmm…Ranvir Singh’s outfits?

DOESN’T FIT

If you’ve ever said that, you know you’re lying. Condoms are super stretchy and strong. Some can even fit an entire basketball. Are you saying your penis is larger than a basketball? While some brands offer a one size fits all perspective on condoms, there are several that offer a variety of sizes. Extra Extra large even. So never worry about it not fitting. What would fit is the time to carry out responsibilities of a child.

EDIBLE

Did you know some condom brands offer edible condoms? These babies are great for oral sex and should be used only for oral purposes. They are condoms made for the fun and flavourful aspect but using them internally won’t protect you from anything. Edible condoms are a fun gag and a great way to get the mood tasty!

FLAVOURS 

Speaking of flavors, condoms come in many flavors. Chocolate, strawberry, butterscotch, mint, paan, - should we keep doing it? You mind wondering why they are flavored well, you see, late isn’t the most fun thing to smell when you are getting it on. Flavored condoms mask the smell and it helps especially when you are getting a sneaky BJ.

GLOW IN THE DARK

These condoms can be both fun and functional. Many brands offer glow in the dark condoms that are FDA approved and they do prevent pregnancies and STIs. These condoms basically are made with 3 layers. The first and third layer are your good ol latex while the middle layer, which is sealed shut is a body safe dye that glows in the dark.

Fun bedroom activity: The next time you and your partner are turning up the heat, wear a glow in the dark condom and play a game of catch and catch in the dark. That’s one way to get your heart pumping!

Hopefully you’ve come this far.

Incase you haven’t we are tryna tell you condoms are amazing.

Jokes aside, condoms are actually amazing. 

KNOT

When you’re done using your condom, always dispose of it. But before you throw it out, tie a knot and shut your condom tight before disposing of it. If you wanna go the extra mile, you could put some hot sauce in there before throwing it out- you know, pull a drake? 

LATEX

As mentioned before, condoms are made of latex. But they also come in other materials like Polyurethane, Polyisoprene, rubber and lambskin. Synthetic condoms can also function properly with oil-based and water-based lubes. These materials aren’t very common but they are around. Often the other materials would be an option only if either partner is allergic to latex.

Fun Fact: The earliest condoms were sheaths made from animal intestines, bladders and skins. Crazy huh?

MOAN FRIENDLY
There are so many types of condoms in India, that would never let you question the pleasure factor. There are dotted condoms, flavored condoms, glow in the dark condoms, even condoms with temperature control. So never let your mind go far enough to believe they limit pleasure cause the condom industry really cares about that kind of stuff you know. 

NOT EXPENSIVE

There are many forms of birth control out there like IUDs, Copper Ts, Daily birth control pills, etc but they come with various expenses, lack of guarantee and mood swings. Condoms are financially a better choice and a much better experience. They are very accommodating too. Other forms of birth control won't be able to protect you from STDs so you’ll end up having to use condoms regardless. 

ONE AT A TIME

Don’t wear two condoms at once. One is perfect for the job but two can cause friction and tear. Don’t want that drama, now do we?

PLEASURE ALL THE WAY

Condoms are made to enhance pleasure. They come in multiple textures like ribbed, dotted while also being made from innovative technology that can make the condom feel super thin yet strong. This can pleasure both you and your partner. No one will go home disappointed.

Quiet and Effective

Slipping on a condom is by far the easiest way to get birth-control for safe sex.  There’s no worry about awkward conversations and neither is it hard to purchase. 

Roll It On

Pinch the head of the condom and roll it on to your penis or toy. Roll it on till the end of your shaft and do whatever you choose right after!

STDs

Should we repeat this part? Cause condoms can literally block out any kind of STD.

TEXTURED

Textured condoms can enhance your partner's pleasure. The texture helps in creating multiple sensations making your rhythm your primal focus. 

U Gotta Use It!

You really do, it makes life so much easier to not actually skip it. LOL

VERY LITTLE SIDE EFFECTS 

The thing with other forms of birth control is, it can cause side effects. Like delayed periods, mood swings, diseases, and more. Condoms have very little to offer in that department. Your only worry with a condom is to tear it right and pull it on perfectly.

WALLET

We don’t know how this started but condoms are supposed to be kept in cool and dry places. If your condom is in your wallet, it should ideally be for immediate use. Else, you will forget about it and that condom is gonna expire and be forgotten.

XYZ now you know the A to Z, so go grab a condom you silly bee! 

We’ve reached the end of the alphabet, and the truth is, we’ve also run out of reasons you need to wrap it up. So we are gonna wrap it up. Cause we’ve given you all the tea you need about condoms!